FROZEN CODEBASE ANNOUNCES JAM CITY ROLLERGIRLS VIDEO GAME
Game will be playable to the public for the 1st time at PAX
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE! Attention roller derby masses! Never mind this boring press release! We have kidnapped Frozen Codebase in order to bring you an important MANIFESTO!
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE! YOU WILL buy this game because Roller Derby is more fun than sports which involve men patting each other on the butt or watching some guy sit in a car as it goes around a lap 1,000 times. This is why RAT CITY ROLLERGIRLS sell out the Key Arena on a regular basis. This is why there are 500 derby leagues in the world right now, with the number growing at an exponential rate. We’re just THAT awesome.
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE! You WILL buy this game because otherwise we’ll knock you down and jump all over you.
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE! You WILL buy this game because we’re the only sport in the world which involves skirts and fishnets but yet is more REAL than your mom.
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE! You WILL buy this game because otherwise we’ll have our uber-fans write signs on posterboard that say ROLLER DEBRY SAVED MY SOUL and they will show up in front of your house at 6AM. When they shout “CALL OFF THE JAM” at you, you won’t know what they mean unless you BUY THIS GAME!
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE! Because our games are called “bouts,” not “matches” or “games” or anything else.
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE! Because even if you don’t win the bout, you can always win at the after party.
About Frozen Codebase LLC
Frozen Codebase (www.frozencodebase.com) is a leading independent video game studio focused on innovative ideas, original games, and non-stop compelling gameplay. The company was founded in 2006 by industry veteran Ben Geisler (Quake 4, Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction), along with several industry veterans.
Today, Frozen Codebase has several production teams focused on creating games for the Sony PlayStation 3, Microsoft Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Wii.
Jam City Rollergirls Game Art (more available upon request from Frozen Codebase via email@example.com)
JAM CITY ROLLERGIRLS PLAYABLE AT PAX
FROZEN CODEBASE invites you to their PAX booth, number 3748, on Friday September 3rd to Sunday the 5th to participate in the following activities A) play with the developers and real-life rollergirls; B) Find the secret location of a Friday September 3rd “after party.