What do an alligator, hair trimmer, and Wiimote have in common?

Man…this is too good/strange. Rather than put things into my own words, I’ll directly paste part of the news story…

Steven Stanfield, a trooper for the Texas Highway Patrol, chased a blue Buick at approximately 2 a.m. Sunday along State Highway 35 near State Highway 288. The driver made a deliberately slow U-turn in front of his cruiser and continuously applied his brake, causing his rear lights to flicker. After the driver almost hit another vehicle, Stanfield stopped William Johnson, 30, and noticed that an alligator was lying freely in the back seat of the car without any type of restraint placed on it. The trooper had Johnson take a field sobriety test which he passed, despite the smell of alcohol on his breath. Johnson told Stanfield he was lost. Stanfield searched Johnson and found he had a Nintendo Wii controller and a hair trimmer in his pockets.

Turns out that this guy decided to steal stuff from his boss’ house…including a TV, Wiimote, and the hair trimmer. Why did the guy have an alligator? Well, it wandered into a ditch…so he went over to it, wrestled it, and put it in the back of his car. Oh come on, like you’ve never done that before?

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