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Mastiff puts out strange press release for Moon

by rawmeatcowboy
12 December 2008
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Check out this bit of PR that just dropped into my inbox…

Please note that tonight, Friday, December 12, 2008 the moon will closer to the Earth than it has been on any other night this year. Normally orbiting Earth from a distance of 238,855 miles, the full moon looming overhead tonight will be 17,295 miles closer, only 221,560 miles away.

All E.T.E.O. and emergency service personnel are to remain on full alert. Please report any of the following observed instances and behaviors:

- Random acts of violene and/or crime
- Any instance of freakish or outlandish human behavior
- Missing individuals
- Unidentified lifeforms or spacecraft

I don’t know if I should be scared, but I am!