The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[AtomicBean]

A: Not anymore, he's actually developed a taste for bacon.

Q: Why is Pikachu so obsessed with ketchup?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Cause it tastes like PKMN blood. (P:)

Q: What Nintendo character is immortal?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Tom Nook, he never dies unless you pay your house within his deadline.

Q: How can Tom Nook handle a store and manage a real estate agency at the same time?

[J0RdAnN]

Easy "Tom Nook" Is a mantra taken up by several hyper intelligent raccoons at the same time. :b

Why does Nintendo think Takamaru's Revenge is a good franchise to bring back if the original was never localized?

[Tingle]

A: Because Michael Pachter says we'll buy anything.

Q: Will Nintendo ever bring back the Nintendo World Championship?

[TR37]

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A: No one will ever be able to pull off a more hardcore, "I'm cool you're not" victory pose than this. So no.

Q: why does Tingle wear makeup?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: To appeal to the female gamers.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Queen Metroid or Mother Brain, and why?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Samus Aran, she could kick both asses.

Q: Balrog vs. TJ Combo (from Killer Instinct). who would win a boxing fight?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Neither cause I haven't a clue who they are. xp

Q: How smart are Nintendo fans?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Let's just say not smart enough to compete on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"

Q: Is it true that Birdos and Yoshis make out by Yoshi sticking his nose in Birdo's mouth?

[awsomelama]

A: No Birdos and yoshis are two different species.

Q: why doesn't link have a kart game?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Cause Link has never seen a kart...

Q: If Nintendo had a child, what would its name be?

[KingBroly]

A: Samus Aran. They would consider it a bastard child who will never be loved.

Q: What is Reggie's favorite flavor of Pokemon?

[Steel Diver]

A: The Pokemon that taste like purple Pikmin.

Q: What would it take for Miyamoto to work with PlayStation?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: A PR BS spewing-proof armor, along with a shield against rip-offs and a Master Sword to stab fanboys who oppose him, and let him upend as many tables as possible.

Q: What would happen if Wario suddenly decides to pay to his employees at WarioWare, inc.?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Nothing amazing would happen. He would pay them garlic before ever parting with his gold.

Q: If Nintendo was a girl dating both Sony and Microsoft, who would Nintendo break up with first?

[J0RdAnN]

Microsoft because she's a greedy bitch. And she ruined Nintendo's Banjo and his Kazoo(ie)


If all Mc Donalds locations are Nintendo Zones then why is Burger King getting Wii U toys?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: 'Cause in McDonalds you can't Have It Your Way, and because American McDonalds don't have this:


Q: What would happen if Nintendo makes a handheld with mobile phone properties?

[astrogamer]

A: The PS Vita and all its descendants would live in cardboard boxes
Q:What would Ice Climbers be like if it had a reboot

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: It would be like Uncharted. Expect the snow to look super realistic. You'll be WOWed for sure!

Q: Has Nintendo ever ripped-off of anybody?

[Steel Diver]

A: Everyone. Nintendo has never done anything original ever. Even the things they did first are ripoffs because they traveled into the future to steal the ideas. Nintendo is the worst company ever, that is why I check GoNintendo 6 times a day

Q: The console wars are stupid, why can't Wii all just get along?

[CrispyGoomba]

A. I think it's just 'U' that's the problem.

Q. What would Iwata do if you told him to launch the Wii U at $1?

[Tingle]

A: He'd get serious.


Q: What would happen if Kirby joined Overeaters Anonymous?

[HammerGalladeBro]

Bump time.

A: He'll convince King Dedede to join.

Q: What would be the effects of Pokérus on Digimons?

[nGen]

A. They turn into Metabots with Down's Syndrome.

Q. What happen's when you stick your head in the center of the Triforce?