The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[Totodile]

A. Instant erection.

Q. What happens if you water a plant with milk?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: They become Piranha Plants, and if you water them with even more milk, they become Petey Piranhas.

Q: What would happen if a thunder strikes a 3DS with the 3D turned on?

[Fluffernutter]

A: Not nearly as much as if were struck by lightning...

Q: If the Wii U Gamepad were a portal to another world, where would it take you?

[nGen]

A: To an alternate dimension where 3rd Party Support is rampant on the Wii U.

Q: Who created the Magical Sword in the original Legend of Zelda?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Your mom.

Q: How dumb do you have to be to think piracy is good?

[J0RdAnN]

A: About as dumb as Dunsparce.

Q:What are the odds of a Nintendo Sony merger?

[MegaMan64]

A:

Q: Will there ever be a Microsoft Smash Bros. Game?

[nGen]

A: Yes. It'll feature Master Chief, Cortana, Marcus Fenix, a car from Forza, a guy from Fable and a whole bunch of other characters nobody cares about. The gameplay will be poor and it'll still receive near perfect scores.

Q: What does Deerling taste like?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: It's flavor varies between seasons:
*Spring: Strawberry
*Summer: Lemon
*Autumn: Orange
*Winter: Chocolate

Q: Do Vanillite, Vanillish and Vanilluxe taste like vanilla ice cream?

[Heatran5400]

A: No, they taste like chocolate.

Q: If the middle pokemon in pokemon x and pokemon y is shaped like a z, does this finish the alphabet?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: No cause the next letter is æ.

Q: Why is GameFreak so afraid to bring the main Pokemon games to consoles?

[HammerGalladeBro]

Q: Why is GameFreak so afraid to bring the main Pokemon games to consoles?

A: Because they know they want a new Pulseman first, but SEGA doesn't want.

Q: If Sonic ever meets Amy parents, what would they think?

[pokemaster515]

Q: If Sonic ever meets Amy parents, what would they think?

A: They wouldn't want Amy to be hanging around with a blue hedgehog.

Q: Who would win in a fight: Tingle or Luigi?

[AtomicBean]

A: Neither. It would somehow result in the two performing a Fusion Dance, creating Tinguigi.

Q: Little Mac + Big Mac = ?

[nGen]

Q: Little Mac + Big Mac = ?

A:

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of Sea Salt Ice Cream popsicle?

[Luigi182]

A. About 4, but then you don't want to eat it any more.

Q. What is the significance of the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork?

[Irritating Stick]

A: He's the guy you get scissors from! 61!

Q: Are Mario and Luigi "Bros"?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Well... they were delivered to their adopted parents by a promiscuous Pelican so who knows. :p

Q: Why doesn't Luigi hire someone to catch ghosts for him? :0

[nGen]

A: Because the coins he caught on his first ghost hunt were filled with chocolate, the bills were Itchy and Scratchy Money and the gold bars were actually fools gold. He tried to sell his house, but it just wouldn't go in the housing market. In other words, he's broke.

Q: What are the guys from Elite Beat Agents doing now that their career is over?

[HammerGalladeBro]

Q: What are the guys from Elite Beat Agents doing now that their career is over?

A: They opened the EBA Police Academy (read: Dance Academy) after they failed to be part of America's Got Talent.

Q: How much soda do Soda Popinski needs to drink before being in a sugar rush?

[Fr3runner]

A: Over 9000 cans

Q: Why does Luigi hide booze in his vacuum?