Look, I'm sorry but why the f**k are they forcing you through this tutorial to teach you the most basic things that you will figure out in a few seconds if you just use the blimmin controls yourself?
They need to let people have fun experimenting with basic stuff like this.
Tell us about complex actions and stuff sure...but this is just pointless and stupid. I don't need to be handheld through these kinds of forced compulsory tutorials that I probably can't even skip.
You probably only have to do it once the very first time you load the game but still.