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RUMOR - Leaked characters from today's ARMS Nintendo Direct

We'll place these after the jump just to be safe...


White Mask = Kid Cobra
New White-Haired Girl = Twintelle
Blue Robot= Byte & Barq

They certainly look like the real deal. I guess we'll find out in just under 2 hours! Thanks to NintenDaan for the heads up!

Categories: Media, Rumors, Consoles
Tags: eshop, rumor, switch
Games: ARMS

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Wed May 17 17 04:16pm
(Updated 1 time)

Already down but I like the robot dude, he reminds me a lot of SignalMan from CarRanger.

Also it seems this info came to light because of the youtube (SwitchForce) broke embargo on accident by screwing up the timezone. I have a feeling they'll be pretty much blacklisted for a long time due to this screwup.

Designs keep getting more interesting for this I gotta say.

If only I didn't suck at fighters!

I hate spoilers, but I had to. My net connection here at home is so crap I might not be able to see the event anyway ;)

This game is looking better and better, though. When is the event (European time) anyway?

Assuming the European broadcast is simultaneous with North America's 11 Britain/Midnight Germany. (Guess what two soccer leagues I watch the most.)

Hahahahahahaah. Thank you :D

The women in this game are way too attractive.

Is that a bad thing now?

Every fighting game must be a nightmare for you.

We're talking about cartoons.

What's wrong with attractive women? Don't they exist in real life?

"They create unachievable standars"
"They're objects of the sensual type"
"They all share the same body type"

All in all typical comments in regards to a subject involving a female in a videogame.

Ordinary human attraction. It's enjoyable and it serves an important purpose. But when a human is attracted an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment.

And that leads to ... tragedy.

In matters of sexuality we are at present, every one of us, ill or well, nothing but hypocrites.

Did you notice what went wrong in that scene?

Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance to perform the reproductive act.

But in a world where teens can look at cartoons, why should he bother? Why should anyone bother?

Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later: Where are all the football stars? And where are the biochemists? They're trapped! Trapped in a soft, vice-like grip of animated lips.

All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex ... and sometimes the same sex!

C: Coilette, your death fills me with sorrow... anger, fear. Every emotion an actor can display.

PF: Turn off that crap-o-rama! One mistake now, and it will be trapped forever between the already ill-defined robot sexes. Well, I hope this has taught you a lesson about changing your sex to win five gold medals.

B: It truly has. My romance has shown me a lot about myself. If only somehow, some way...he and I could drive to Vegas pick up some floozy-bots and void their warranties all night long! Whoo!

F: Yay, my buddy's home! And his respect for women is back to normal.

The next day, Billy's planet was blown up by aliens.

Can you guess the name of that planet?

It was Earth!

Don't. Fall. For videogame characters.

Spoiler

But what if we had an Astonishing Idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtJzF6PD2nM

Ohh, I knew I should have shown you all "Electro-Gonorrhea, the Noisy Killer" instead.

Is that the sequel to Electric Boogaloo? :p

Any human attached to an artificial mate needs psychiatric help. Don't blame the art for what the seer chooses to see.

So I'm guessing the girl in the middle uses her hair to fight since she appears human (hard to tell if her eyes are normal like mechanica's or swirled)??

vonter
Wed May 17 17 05:20pm
Rating: 1

Skullgirl spotted.

I knew I liked her for a reason!

The overwatch of fighting games.

(Whoah. Guess I should've finished my thought.)

Didn't mean that video game characters shouldn't be attractive. I was actually poking fun at myself for finding video game character so attractive.

I don't think you had to qualify your statement. I had the same reaction. In fact, Twintelle is SUPER attractive to me. I fell in love during her trailer.

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