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November 16, 2009 by RawmeatCowboy Filed Under: DS

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The following is a real excerpt from Phantasy Star Zero...

Sarisa: AaiiiEEE! What-what-what is that? It’s all long and… T-tentacles? This is not okay!

Sarisa: Hey! That is off limits! Ah! Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha ha! Stop it! Th-That tickles! I-I’m gonna pee!

Sarisa: [Player name]?! Help! Hurry, it’s… it’s… Ah ha ha haa ha ha ha!

Kai: Quit messing around, [Player Name]! This is serious! (I imagine this in Ming Ming’s voice.)

Sarisa: Huff… Pant… Th-Thank you, Kai. I’m fine.

Sarisa: Ugh, but it’s all sticky where that thing grabbed me.

There's no two ways about it. That's definitely a bit of innuendo going on there. SEGA didn't come right out and say what was happening, but we can all easily figure it out!

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November 16, 2009 at 10:44 am
EVEN MRE REASON TO GET =D
Shame it's not out till next year in Europe ;-;
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November 16, 2009 at 10:46 am
SEGA's catching on to what sells.

The Duck Has Spoken.
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November 16, 2009 at 10:47 am
LOVE it! lol That's good writing.
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November 16, 2009 at 10:47 am
Yup... It's there alright. It sucks that if you want to get more areas for online you have to play single player first.
With every cutscene I get so tempted to just skip it. I really don't know why I don't do it.
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November 16, 2009 at 10:49 am
Dammit... this just reminded me of a specific scene from a certain anime that i am desperately trying to forget.

I'm still getting this game though :3
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November 16, 2009 at 11:22 am
DAY ONE!

wait, whats that? its already out?

oh...

RIGHT NAO!

lol, it just HAD to be a loli
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November 16, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Yeah, 34 hit this back when the JP release came out.

Don't ask how I know.
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November 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Wtf? What have they done to you, Phantasy Star!?

:lol:
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November 16, 2009 at 1:30 pm
It becomes a recurring joke whenever you play a quest on that level with Sarisa.
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November 16, 2009 at 1:35 pm
@Walo
Its just an X button press away.

I guess they put things in like this since most people do just mash the skip button since I'm told the storyline is otherwise boring and chicle (or so I'm told; shame as I liked the PSO storyline or maybe how it was mysterious and you felt you were slowly piecing it all together)
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November 16, 2009 at 2:58 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

That is all.
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November 16, 2009 at 3:24 pm
lmao that's friggin hilarious. I wonder who at SEGA thought of adding it?
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November 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@Starwolf_UK

It's the same in this one, except you get chessy anime characters.

There are some of the messages on the stages, but way less. Still fun game though.
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November 16, 2009 at 6:06 pm
That's TOTALLY not creepy. NOT AT ALL [sarcasm]
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November 16, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Bahah, I did this last night and chuckled most heartily. Now if only Bearmon were here...
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November 18, 2009 at 5:21 am
Oooh! Thats gold! Åhåhåhåhå yeeeeh.
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