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12 Video Game Animals You’d Want as Pets
November 9, 2008 by RawmeatCowboy Filed Under: Nintendo in general

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This guy is on the list...the evil, zombie dogs from Resident Evil. Why would you ever want one of these as a pet?! They eat human flesh, and they'd break all the windows in your house!

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DonnyDarko420
November 9, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I'm with you, RMC. No zombie dogs for me.
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wait1minuteplz
November 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Oh Gosh, NOT MY WINDOWS!!
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nolan
November 9, 2008 at 7:40 pm
do pokemons count as animals? =3 ehehehe
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Artistic_Anarchy
November 9, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Ugh, the first pic you see when you go to the list is horrible. Who seriously think that's funny? >_>
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yomanDS
November 9, 2008 at 7:46 pm
It would certainly show that guy who bought a tarantula because he thought it was so badass.

"Oh I see you went with the little poisonous spider ehh. That's cool I guess...if you don't have a zombie dog! Sure it probably can't tear a man's throat out while taking repeated abuse from direct 9mm handgun fire but I guess it suits you well enough."
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lunker
November 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm
"493 Video Game Animals You'd Want as Pets"
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SecondGearLuffy
November 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I would want Amaterasu from Okami as my pet.
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sexydaniboy_
November 9, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I'd want a Yoshi. Oh, come on. I can ride it and the f*** thing eats people and spits fire! It's like having a rideable mini-godzilla!
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LuiStrokes
LuiStrokes
November 9, 2008 at 8:19 pm
I'd preffer a metroid, it could suck your enemy's energy
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MidnightScott
November 9, 2008 at 8:40 pm
My real dog is better, screw fakes :S
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D-Pad
November 9, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Sonic the Hedgehog as my pet? You KNOW you'll be feeding his friends as well. Hecknothanks.
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Kevin17
Kevin17
November 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm
The author called Kazooie a he. Fail.
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bearded OTP
November 9, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I don't like that list at all, personally a pikmin (as long as he didn't eat my face and rape my soul) would be pretty sweet.
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World 1-1
November 9, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I'd choose Yoshi over all of them. Epona maybe, but I just don't like horses.
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the_importer_
November 9, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Fish are generally pretty boring pets

Good thing Dolphins are mammals >_>

Also, Felicia FTW
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Adibobea9
Adibobea9
November 9, 2008 at 10:03 pm
@Kevin17:

Calling Kazooie a male is one thing, but even questioning the fact that Epona is a she or he is outright laughable???
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Amachi
November 10, 2008 at 12:57 am
Yeah, I'd definitely choose a Pokemon here. A fire type, cause fire is awesome.
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Totodile
November 10, 2008 at 1:11 am
@Kevin17:

Wait, Kazooie ISN'T a he?

I've been living a lie...
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martijn2
martijn2
November 10, 2008 at 3:33 am
Sonic as a pet means buying a lot of chilli-dogs (hot-dogs with chilli) :)
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Kiki
November 10, 2008 at 7:36 am
MEW would be great!!! :)
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MrMuffinMan
MrMuffinMan
November 10, 2008 at 8:17 am
When I was a wee little Nintendo fanboy, I actually, truly wished I could have a Yoshi as a pet. I even had dreams where I rode the Yoshi to school.
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Cyan_Wolf017
Cyan_Wolf017
November 10, 2008 at 9:19 am
Out of all pokemon he picked mew....

Either a Charizard or Jolteon, now they are better.

And how dare he question Epona, I even think that Malon tells you that its a she.

Also I wasnt aware that Kazooie was female...
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Scarpine
November 10, 2008 at 9:29 am
This guy is on the list...the evil, zombie dogs from Resident Evil. Why would you ever want one of these as a pet?! They eat human flesh, and they'd break all the windows in your house!

They would be good for the bible thumpers that show up at your front door every week.
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RubyMars
November 10, 2008 at 9:38 am
Yeah, I'd take the zombie dog! Sure, it would kill me and feast on my marrow, but I'd still be cooler than that guy that I see out walking his Shih-Tzu...
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