Woman falls in love with, plans to marry Tetris

I love the game of Tetris, and have for quite some time. Now I know my love is nothing next to that of Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan, who prefers to be known as Fractal Tetris Huracan. Fractal is actually in love with Tetris, and plans to marry the game after she gets out of college. Fractal identifies as an objectum sexual, meaning she’s attracted to physical objects. She spends up to 12 hours a day playing Tetris, and sleeps with physical Tetris items in her bed, including the NES cartridge seen above. Fractal found her love of Tetris after ending her last relationship, which happened to be with a calculator.