A Real Architect Builds A Mansion In Minecraft

First thing I do whenever I play Minecraft is dig into the side of a mountain. Rock, mud, doesn't matter what it is. I just burrow in and all around. I tell myself I'm doing this just to make some temporary shelter, and then I'll move on to making something legitimate. That never happens though, and I just live out my Minecraft days as a hermit in a dark, lonely home. What the hell is wrong with me?!