There's never been a more awkward Toad-related story than this

I saw this story a few hours ago, and wasn't quite sure what to do with it. It's one of those things that's definitely Nintendo related, but it's also sure to rile people up, and it's very adult in nature as well. I knew people would be sending it my way if I didn't post, and that's indeed what's been happening. I guess it's time to bite the bullet and pass this along, especially since it lead to a trending hashtag for a bit.

I'm not going to provide the specifics of the story here. You'll have to hit up the source link if you want those details. That way the decision is left up to you. What I will say is that this story involves President Donald Trump, adult film star Stormy Daniels, and an anecdote about a certain body part that just so happens to look like Toad. That's all you're getting out of me. Hit up the link if you want the details, but be prepared!