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Recent comments by Stormy Daniels mentioning Toad caused a 2,296% increase in searches for Toad-related pornography

An adult website has sent out a press release about how their traffic changed following comments by Stormy Daniels that made reference to Nintendo's Toad. I'll keep the press release after the jump, as to hide from sensitive eyes.

You asked, YouPorn answered. Curiosity has swarmed the nation since the release of Stormy Daniels’ comment regarding a certain mushroom-shaped penis, apparently closely resembling the famous Mario character, Toad. Not only have searches for Stormy Daniels increased by 477% in the past day, but YouPorn has experienced a 310% increase in searches for the term “toad.”

On September 18th user searches for “Toad” increased by 504% and then again on September 19th searches increased by 2296%! The truth is in the details.

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rickola
Sun Sep 23 18 01:43am
Rating: 4

The fact that it isn't an infinite % has me worried.

Yahoo! I'm the best!

rickola
Sun Sep 23 18 01:43am
Rating: 4

The fact that it isn't an infinite % has me worried.

All of the Toad porn is on Waluigi's hard drive. That guy is a Toad fiddler through and through.

Porn has such power! It got the VHS to win back in the day even. This does not surprise me at all Smile

You know the Pixel Hunt for Toad in Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker. Well if you view it in such a way, it's not so innocent. And that's not perspiration either. Pixel Toad? More like Prixel Toad. How many people spotted that innuendo?

#JUSTICEFOR****ENBERRY

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