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Snap Up This New Super Mario Piranha Poseable Lamp At Merchoid

Are we sure it's not getting ready to shoot a fireball?
by rawmeatcowboy
16 January 2020
GN Version 5.0

Behold the Piranha Plant! This carnivorous plant and prominent nemesis of the mushroom kingdom is usually found hiding in pipes, but thanks to Mario and his friends, a few have been captured and modified into poseable lamps, perfect for your games room, living room or castle tower!

Each plant is USB powered and can be fully posed into your preferred shape (with its ability to snap firmly removed) these fierce flora now spend their days lighting up your desired location, rather than shooting fireballs and trying to eat everyone’s favourite plumber.

Grab yours here (due out June 2020)

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