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GAME creates Mario-themd "Eau De Plumber" perfume

A bit of Mario musk
by rawmeatcowboy
17 December 2020
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A Mario-themed perfume? Sounds like something that would pop up on April Fools' Day, but this is no joke. GAME has announced the product, which is going to be a limited-time item. You can get the full description of this odd product below.

Eau De Plumber, the essence of a versatile gentlemen. This new GAME Exclusive fragrance will bring out the ‘wa-hoo’ in you.

This Italian-inspired perfume features deep earthy notes of toadstool, balanced with high notes of peach and daisy, and mid-tones of grass lands. Presented in a quirky 200ml collector’s bottle, this luxurious scent is inspired by everyone just trying to make their way in the world.

This brand-new unisex fragrance is lovingly crafted for the busy gamer on the go. Significant other kidnapped by giant reptilian tyrant? Rushing from one side of town to the other with a strict time limit of 300 seconds? Eau De Plumber has you covered and brings a whole new meaning to words ‘toilet water’.

On bottle of this perfume will cost you £19.99. You can't buy the item just yet, but you can keep track of stock here.

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