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SEGA selling official Sonic the Hedgehog pizza cutter

The fastest pizza cutter alive

Gotta slice fast! Here's your chance to own our exclusive Sonic pizza cutter! Made of stainless steel and laser-engraved with your favorite hedgehog, this pizza cutter's blade measures 3-inches in diameter, and will make super-quick work of your pizza slicing needs. The handle is made of high-quality molded plastic, and includes a full-color Sonic the Hedgehog logo. Sonic and pizza, it's the perfect match!

If you feel like the Sonic pizza cutter is something you absolutely need to have in your life, you can lock in a preorder right here.

Samuel L. Jackson says he's going to kick ass and take names at E3 2019 since Reggie won't be attending

Do I look like a Reggie?


Well, this has to be one of the strangest E3 2019 promos I've seen, but I just of like it! It's just so surreal to see Samuel L. Jackson talking about Reggie Fils-Aime and spouting his catchphrase. I'm guessing Samuel doesn't have a clue as to what he's referencing, but I'll be damned if he's not convincing.

Redditor shows off his 'WALU1G1' license plate

Waaaaaahhhhh

Redditor Scorpricorn is clearly a big fan of Waluigi. Not just anyone will get a vanity license plate that shows their love for the character! I'm sure a license plate like this is going to make for some interesting conversations. I wonder if Scorpricorn drives around dressed as Waluigi as well...

Finally, a Pikachu hoodie is available for your parrot

Not the weirdest thing I've posted

Anyone who's ever had a parrot as a pet has wanted to dress it up in Pikachu clothing. I mean, that's just a flat-out fact. Now that desire among parrot owners can be fulfilled, as an Etsy shop is now selling Pikachu-themed hoodies. I'm sure Nintendo and Pokemon Co. are going to swoop in and squash this product in the near future, so make sure to grab yours now!

Random Time! - Amazon accidentally sends customer several Ken amiibo

A user by the name of @AWDtwit on Twitter just wanted to order a Ken amiibo via Amazon. Amazon fulfilled his wish, and then they proceeded to mail him about a dozen more Ken amiibo. Would it be wiser to try to send to send the amiibo back, or would it be wiser to train all of the amiibo in Super Smash Bros. and see which one comes out on top? 

This fan-made Super Mario Bros. "World 1-1 paper towel and napkin holder" sure is...something

Today in 'things I never thought I'd post about'

I'm sure you're always looking for a place to store your paper towels and napkins, right? I mean we all are! Who doesn't spend hours a day finding the perfect place for their paper products?! Well now you don't have to waste another second trying to find a spot, as you can just 3D-print this "World 1-1 paper towel and napkin holder."

No, I am not sure what possessed someone to create this, and I can't even tell if I like it or not, but it's definitely a unique idea! Print your own with the files here.

Random Time! - Mario Kart Wii fan creates a 24-player race mode


Does anyone remember how when they announced Mario Kart Wii all the way back at E3 2007, Reggie said, "More racers means more fun"? Well, I must say that I agree. This is a mod to Mario Kart Wii that adds an additional 12 racers to each race, for a grand total of 24!

Random Time! - Pokemon's Lavender Town theme recreated in Fortnite

This isn't the first time we've shared Fortnite music creations, but it's definitely the most creepy video we've featured yet! No matter how many times I hear that song, it still makes me feel uneasy.

Random Time! - Excel ransomware uses Mario imagery

As most of you know, we unfortunately live in a world with something called 'ransomware.' For those who don't know, ransomware is a type of malicious software from cryptovirology that threatens to publish the victim's data or perpetually block access to it unless a ransom is paid. In a strange turn of events, one of the most recent ransomware attacks involves Mario. Reader Meza12 explains the situation.

An Excel file that comes as an attachment on a fake payment mail wants to run a macro to check if you’re Italian. If you are, it downloads a Super Mario image that, in turn,downloads the Gandcrab ransomware. This is one rare case of combining document macros, steganography, and ransomware deliverance.

As always, please be safe with your email. Never open attachments from anyone you don't know...even if Mario is involved.

Random Time! - Yes, you can play Smash Bros. Ultimate on a Sony Watchman

This is for jameslionbreath who asked how I made this crazy setup. So, here you go from r/supersmashbros

I can't tell you why people do what they do. I'm just happy that they do the things they do. Thanks to one of those people, we now know what Smash Bros. Ultimate would look like on a Sony Watchman. No person in their right mind would ever want to play Smash like this for an extended period of time, but now we know it's possible!