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FHM (UK) has some rather choice words for Project Cafe, Wii
I don’t think FHM is all that into Nintendo…
Apparently the unconfirmed codename is “Project Cafe,” a name which has obviously been chosen to bore anyone who sticks their nose in so they lose interest.
Now, despite the motion controls – which don’t really work unless you jam a motion plus in on the end of your controller, and even then they’re outperformed by the PS3 Move – the Nintendo Wii is a shoddy excuse for a console.
Five years after release, we’re still waiting for a decent title to come out for it.