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Splatfest #10 voting kicks off tomorrow - Past Vs. Future (North America)

by rawmeatcowboy
08 January 2016
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Breaking news from the Squid Research Lab: We’ve just received this exclusive photograph that shows a dinosaur marching onto the set of Futurama. This can only mean one thing: IT’S SPLATFEST TIME!

Beginning tomorrow, head to the Inkopolis Plaza to vote on our newest theme: Would you rather travel to the past or the future? We realize this is a tough decision, so we’ve made a pros and cons list for you to consider:

Past Pros:
Dinosaurs are totally sweet.
It’s easier to stay on your Paleo diet in the Paleolithic era.
Caveman fashion was pretty fresh, assuming The Flintstones is an accurate documentation.

Past Cons:
Dinosaurs might eat you.
No burgers OR pizza.
Your mom might ask you to be her date the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

Future Pros:
Your best friend could be a robot.
Holodecks provide hours of entertainment, all without needing to leave your house!
Transportation potentially seems cooler: Rocketships? Scotty beaming you up?

Future Cons:
Robots might have gained intelligence and decided they’re not friendly.
What happens if your transporter makes a mistake and mixes you up with someone else? I think we’ve all seen The Fly enough times to know what could happen…
All food now comes in the form of an affordable and widely available pill, BUT IT’S ONLY AVAILABLE IN SQUID FLAVOR.

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