Dear Reader:
15 Essentials for Throwing a Wicked Wii Party
A portion of a Next Student article…
1) Space: You’ll need a lot of it to get your “Wii ON” properly. So move the pizza box furniture away from the TV. You probably spent a lot of time and cash on your “Pizza Hut Love Seat” and don’t want to destroy it by DIVING to return a tennis serve.
2) Ladies: Make sure to invite AT LEAST one. That way your Wii talents don’t go unnoticed in the female community. Who knows, your moves with the Wii-mote may be a turn on.
3) Beverages: Caffeine is a plus. But don’t go the coffee route. Break out the energy drinks— Monster, Rockstar or Redbull make great Wii party boosters.
4) Cut the Grease: Do not serve greasy foods! You don’t want your television or forehead showing up on Wii Have a Problem because a Wii-mote (Wii remote) slipped out of a party-guest’s hand.
5) Head Bands: Not only fashionable, but functional as well. If you get sweat in your eye you might miss that punch coming in Wii boxing knocking you out cold— costing yourself the game and possibly the only lady in the house.