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ThinkGeek selling Goomba Garden Statue
Move over, pink flamingos
You want to watch where you step in flowerbeds. When you stomp on growing things, they tend to die. Super Mario taught us this gardening basic long ago. Of course, back then we were trying to defeat them all. Now, more often than not, our yard defeats us, and it requires a trip to the garden center to restart that level again.
You may not find fire flowers or piranha plants at the local garden center, but you can add a little bit of video game fun to your yard with this Nintendo Super Mario Goomba Garden Statue. He's very sternly standing there with his furrowed brow and fangs, but we're pretty sure he's pacing back and forth when we're not looking. The one thing we have to warn you about: you're going to feel an almost otherworldly compulsion to stomp on this little guy. DO NOT do that. He's not a threat. He's just checkin' out your garden, Mario.
Product Specifications
Nintendo Super Mario Goomba Garden Statue
Officially-licensed Super Mario Bros. merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation and ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive
Looks just like a little Goomba from Super Mario Bros.
Sits in your yard and looks sternly at the squirrels
Not for stomping
Materials: Resin
For indoor or outdoor use
Imported
Dimensions: 8" tall
Weight: 1 1/2 lbs.
Ages 14+
Grab yours here
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